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Lochie Axon @Lochie

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true dat

I disagree.

When life gives you lemons, kick Life in the face and tell it to give you a cheeseburger instead.

When life gives you aids, you realize that your condoms have failed you.

Lochie, what happened?

Life sounds like a terrible girl, but how'd you skip the HIV part?

'o'

Lochie has Aids

Well I guess that's true.

Mr Obvious

Do you have any kind of proof to back up such a bold statement?

When life gives you lemons; mosquitos stop bothering you.
Atleast you're safe for malaria that way...

Also.

When life give you health; you'll be run over by a truck.
That's it for today's life lessons by Whirlguy.

when goats give you lemons you realize and earthwide apocalypse is immenint, stock up on supplies and hide in your basement suspiciously studying the lemons.

When life gives you Lochie, make inappropriate AIDS jokes.

Also I think I busted my gut on that goat theory, will remember it and follow through with it should goats ever give me lemons.

When life throws pie at you, you make yourself a nice tall glass of piemonade

goatTheoryFollowers++;

Lochie has aids

When life gives you Lemons; you say "WTF you lazy prick why do I have to do all the work!"

Lochie has Aids