fluffkomix 2009-10-24 03:23:55

true dat

KillerDraco 2009-10-24 03:28:14

I disagree.

When life gives you lemons, kick Life in the face and tell it to give you a cheeseburger instead.

When life gives you aids, you realize that your condoms have failed you.

TheBoogley 2009-10-24 03:45:42

Lochie, what happened?

pinoyisazn 2009-10-24 05:14:27

Life sounds like a terrible girl, but how'd you skip the HIV part?

JKAmovies 2009-10-24 05:43:36

'o'

RobThanatos 2009-10-24 06:23:07

Lochie has Aids

mrpibbs1 2009-10-24 06:48:42

Well I guess that's true.

TURDO 2009-10-24 07:15:09

Mr Obvious

Captain 2009-10-24 07:16:21

Do you have any kind of proof to back up such a bold statement?

Whirlguy 2009-10-24 07:31:45

When life gives you lemons; mosquitos stop bothering you.
Atleast you're safe for malaria that way...

Also.

When life give you health; you'll be run over by a truck.
That's it for today's life lessons by Whirlguy.

poisened-noise 2009-10-24 07:57:05

when goats give you lemons you realize and earthwide apocalypse is immenint, stock up on supplies and hide in your basement suspiciously studying the lemons.

Gianni 2009-10-24 12:26:27

When life gives you Lochie, make inappropriate AIDS jokes.

Also I think I busted my gut on that goat theory, will remember it and follow through with it should goats ever give me lemons.

bigjonny13 2009-10-24 13:11:36

When life throws pie at you, you make yourself a nice tall glass of piemonade

Balvuc 2009-10-24 13:48:55

goatTheoryFollowers++;

Gonzossm 2009-10-24 14:57:29

Lochie has aids

The-Worm 2009-10-24 15:45:12

When life gives you Lemons; you say "WTF you lazy prick why do I have to do all the work!"

GroundGoldAccount 2009-10-25 00:26:41

Lochie has Aids