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LOCHIE!

Posted by Lochie - March 13th, 2008


First off I would like to say "YAY FOR GETTING A 2ND AWARD <3"
Oh shit, we got frontpage too!

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My girlfriend got an NG account.

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I HAS A WIKIGROUNDS PAGE >:C

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Song lyrics for upcoming song by ShortMonkey.
Written by me.

Intro
Lochie, your awesome, you know it, but, have we ever told you how much..?

Verse
LOCHIE!
You're hot, you're rad, you're just are plain cool.
OH!
Most people havn't seen it, but we know you got a huge tool!

SWEET!
You roam around the world flashing those purple jocks.
DUDE!
Everybody looks at you and notices your huge fat.. what?

YEAH!
The way you move, is just so smooth.
STOP!
I think it's about time, we got in the groove.

Bridge.
Oh hell yeah, this shits going down.
You guys know I'm not being serious,
Lochie is just a stupid clown.
Now let's get to the good stuff,
the type that you know you want to see.
Because in reality this song right here.
It's actually really all about, me.

Chorus
So lets all get up and jump to the ceiling.
With all the ladies around me trying to get a bit of a feeling.
This bombs gunna drop just wait and see.
Because this song right here, is all about me.

Verse
HEY!
Lochie, you suck, you think you're so tough.
OI!
I can see it in your eyes, you're just calling a bluff.

WAIT!
Don't make your move, you'll just get a whoopin'.
READY?!
Because I have already charged up my Shoopin'.

BLARRRGGGGGGHHHHHH!

LOCHIE!


Comments (15)

&lt;quoted from msn&gt;

LOL

LOL

LOL.

<quoted from msn>

<3

Wet T-shirt contest?

Okay, you go first.

Blarg..... Cool.

ABRK:AHKFJDNKJANUFNAKNF kewl

IMMA FIRIN MAH LAZER!
(Note on spelling: is the official spelling &quot;lazer&quot; or &quot;lazor?)

Lazor :D <3

I think it's lazor, anyways, awesome song, ROFL

Thanks :D

woo! don't rush me though :3

kay

ALL RIGHT!!!!! ITS MOTHER_FUCKING SWEET

OH YEAH MOTHER_FUCKER

Aww, your girlfriend's so sweet :) &lt;3

.M.

Aww, your so sweet. :) <3

dude your gf has more comments than you. i saw your comment hahaha

Yeah I know, it sucks major hole. >:C

:C but hey your buddy general is here to help.
(how i have no idea)

YAY GENERAL <3

yay me. I &lt;3 me too.

wewt.

definatly

You're the last one to survive posting in this blog. Congratulations, you have won a free* trip to hawaii! :3

*free may mean you have to pay all expences yourself.

=] i'm winning, how do you feelabout THAT?

&lt;3

Angry. Happy 3 months. <3

Where's shoop da whoop from?

4chan <3

Hmm! Well, I don't think it's the next Amy Winehouse lyrics :)