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Total Medals Earned: 685 (From 184 different games.)
Total Medal Score: 11,910 Points

Relive Your Life

GODLIKE! Unlocked 6/6/12
100 Points
You shake hands with the Almighty himself!
100 MPH Spank! 10 Points Whoops! I hope you like wrinkles!
30 Rock Date 10 Points TFey and ABee come 2 save the Dee!
Big Mouth 10 Points Because bragging gets you nowhere.
Blind Runner 10 Points Daredevil ain't got nothin' on you.
Daytime TV Trio! 10 Points Oprah, Ellen, and Maury!? You lucky sonovagun!
Dead Mutant Baby 10 Points Death snagged you so young!
Dreamin' with Morgan Freeman 10 Points Yogurt.
Dressing in Drag 10 Points Rambo is quite the prankster!
Extra! Extra! 10 Points Check out any of the external links
FYI YOU'RE A SPY 10 Points Backstabbing yourself, low blow man.
Hellfire Injection 10 Points Time paid life's bill.
Hide 'n Seek 10 Points He hid for two hours you selfish jerk!
HomeRun! 10 Points Obeezy likes basketball, whoda thunk it?
Human Appliance 10 Points Science is bad, M'kay?
I ain't sayin' you a golddigger. 10 Points But you ain't messing with no broke.. nibroke ;)
Love at First Fight 10 Points Your sister figures out love the hard way.
Mee-Yow! 10 Points A WILD CatFight ensues!
Meet Joe Black 10 Points This was hilarious to animate :)
Mutually Assured Destruction 10 Points Everything dies and it's all your fault.
My Hero. 10 Points No dead bunnies or kittens... for now.
Nice Save! 10 Points Obviously she's a keeper!
Puppy Love 10 Points Like OMG, Totes jelly.
Self Consumed Donut 10 Points Keep Rollin Rollin Rollin Rollin WHAT
Shoop Da Whoop! 10 Points Imma firin mah lazor!!!
Tails Never Fails 10 Points A classic for bidding!
The Amazing Quadrupede! 10 Points You're a flying transgender mutant! SUCCESS!!!!!
The Dr. Phil Tango 10 Points You pissed off Dr. Phil. Gj bro.
The Man Who Owns Time 10 Points "Dr. Who" They name you, "His life, so bizarre."
The Naked Mile 10 Points If I weren't legally obliged, I'd go nude too.
Ultimate Velocity Five! 10 Points You become Saint Awesome!
Lives Worth Living! 100 Points You found all 29 different endings!

Medals Earned: 1/32 (100/500 points)

Revenge of The Kid

TROPHY HUNT Unlocked 4/9/18
10 Points
Take out your first bandit
BANDIT COUNTRY Unlocked 4/9/18
25 Points
50 bandit kills
BULLET 2 BULLET Unlocked 4/9/18
25 Points
Shoot 5 bullets mid-air
EARL GREYED-OUT Unlocked 4/9/18
25 Points
Continue your family re-union
STITCHED UP MITCH Unlocked 4/9/18
25 Points
Get some answers
TAKE NO HIT Unlocked 4/9/18
25 Points
Take no damage for 60 seconds of active play
TOOLED UP Unlocked 4/9/18
25 Points
Unlock all weapons
CLINT DEADWOOD Unlocked 4/9/18
50 Points
Say goodbye to an old friend
RICK O'SHEA AWARD 25 Points 10 ricochet kills
INVINCIBLE 50 Points Win a perfect showdown
NO NEWS FROM NUNEZ 100 Points Settle a score

Medals Earned: 8/11 (210/385 points)

Riddles of Renaissance

That's a start Unlocked 1/24/11
5 Points
Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Why did the egg cross the road? 10 Points Because the chicken was waiting for it on the other side.
Pope 25 Points Get the "Pope" class (10 stars).
Punteggio perfetto 25 Points Achieve a perfect score (300).
Those are for codardi 25 Points Complete the game without the use of hints.
Art historian 50 Points Unlock all the paintings in the gallery.
Enigma Show 50 Points On Master difficulty, complete the game in no more than 60 seconds AND achieve a pope ranking.
Addicted 100 Points Beat the game four times without closing it.
This is interesting. Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
It's art, not porn Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!

Medals Earned: 1/10 (5/305 points)

Ridiculous Text Adventures

That was smart Unlocked 1/30/17
5 Points
What you should have done is really obvious.
How stupid are you? 5 Points Please tell me you were just trying to get this medal.
Suicide 5 Points You monster.
Your pants are on fire 5 Points Liar, liar...you get where this is going.
AI never gives up 25 Points You found a stalker!
Undiscovered, but also working as a toilet cleaner 25 Points Good luck with your new career.
You are a murderer 25 Points Sure, it's just a video game, but also, you killed someone.
Nailed the interview 50 Points You're going to be such a good zookeeper.
You are the chair 50 Points And you should be damn proud.
The only kind of emotional ending in the entire game 100 Points ...
You made a deal! 100 Points I hope you chose the money.

Medals Earned: 1/11 (5/395 points)

Right-Click Menu Gen. V2

The Top Separator Unlocked 1/7/13
5 Points
Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Link Up Unlocked 1/7/13
10 Points
Create a right-click menu with a link.
Mute Unlocked 1/7/13
10 Points
Let's be quiet.
Your First Menu Unlocked 1/7/13
10 Points
Create a right-click menu.
Check Me Out Unlocked 1/7/13
25 Points
Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Option Overload Unlocked 1/7/13
25 Points
Completely fill up your menu.

Medals Earned: 6/6 (85/85 points)

Road of the Dead

Gunslinger Unlocked 11/2/10
10 Points
Shoot an enemy off your hood with the pistol
No Mercy Unlocked 11/2/10
25 Points
Hit 25 civilians
Speed Racer Unlocked 11/2/10
50 Points
Drive 0.5 KM at maximum speed
Blunt Force Trauma 5 Points Do a 4 hits combo with zombies only
Hood Shaker 5 Points Knock an enemy off your hood by hitting the side walls
Flip Flop 10 Points Hit 16 enemies, alternating between zombie and soldier or vice versa
Hydroficial Intelligence 10 Points Use a water jug to put off your burning engine
Meticulous 10 Points Kill 10 zombies at low speed
Don't Need Wheels 25 Points Drive 3 KM with all 4 tires blown
Quick Draw 25 Points Shoot a soldier while he's pointing his gun at you and before he shoots
Road Dominator 25 Points Hit 50 highway soldiers
Road Warrior 25 Points Defeat a helicopter
Wise Man 25 Points Avoid 10 mutated zombies
Close Encounters 50 Points Get all 5 enemy types off your hood
Nuke Watcher 50 Points Exit the city with at least 15 seconds to spare
Pinball 50 Points Do a 3 hits vehicle collision combo
Tank 50 Points Buy all the upgrades
Time To Spare 50 Points Reach up to 45 seconds bonus time in Dead On Time
Top Gun 50 Points Dodge 10 carpet bombings
Zombie Sniper 50 Points Do 30 zombie splatter hits
Dead On Time 100 Points Drive 10 KM in Dead On Time
Hell's Angel 100 Points Beat Highway To Hell
One Man Army 100 Points Drive 10 KM in Police State
Survivor 100 Points Beat The Great Escape

Medals Earned: 3/24 (85/1,000 points)

Roundabout 2

You Spin me Right Round Unlocked 2/19/19
25 Points
Get a score of at least 25 on the Square level.
Hexed 25 Points Get a score of at least 25 on the Hexagon level
Pent House 25 Points Get a score of at least 25 on the Pentagon level.
You Tri-ed. 25 Points Get a score of at least 25 on the Triangle level.
The Greatest Mind of our Generation Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!

Medals Earned: 1/5 (25/125 points)

Runes of Shalak

START OF AN ADVENTURE Unlocked 7/10/09
5 Points
Beaten the first level.
MY SAVIOUR Unlocked 7/10/09
10 Points
Saved Kate.
CLUMSY ADVENTURER 25 Points Killed by every type of hazard.
RUNE OF SHALAK 25 Points Found the first Rune of Shalak.
TRUE ARCHAEOLOGIST 50 Points Found the 8-bit world.

Medals Earned: 2/5 (15/115 points)

Santa Fu!

Sounds Good Unlocked 1/2/10
10 Points
Listen to all songs
Turbo Power Unlocked 1/2/10
10 Points
Beat Level 1
Elfinator 25 Points Kill 10 of each elf type
Oh Fudge 25 Points Beat Level 2
Yellow Snow 25 Points Beat Level 3
Nutcracker 50 Points Kill 100 enemies with punches to the nuts
Paindeer 50 Points Beat Level 4
Santa Fu Disciple 50 Points Beat any of the first four levels without losing any energy
Santa Fu Master 50 Points Beat the final level without losing any energy
Determined 100 Points Beat the game once with each of the 3 playable characters
King O' Christmas! 100 Points Beat Level 5

Medals Earned: 2/11 (20/495 points)

Seed of Destruction

Infertility Unlocked 5/20/09
5 Points
Get a game over.
Master of Time and Space Unlocked 5/20/09
5 Points
Pause the game.
Backfire Unlocked 5/20/09
10 Points
Destroy an enemy by deflecting a projectile at it.
Tankicular Homicide Unlocked 5/20/09
10 Points
Squish a pedestrian by pushing tank over it.
Drunken Air Show 10 Points Play a custom game with only jets.
Mega Combo 10 Points Get a 20+ combo.
Hanging in There 25 Points Regenerate a total of 10 health bars over the game.
Looking for a Challenge 25 Points Survive 10 minutes in Custom Mode with all units set at maximum intensity.
Toast Master 25 Points Kill 10 enemies with the zeppelin's laser.
Ball Fondler 50 Points Get a score of 10,000 in Grenade Juggler.
Cavalier of Sperm 50 Points Beat story mode.
Evasivivity 50 Points Survive 5 minutes on Missile Crisis.
Pedestrian Devestation 50 Points Get a score of 100 in Pancake Factory.
Seed of Destruction 100 Points Beat story mode on hard.

Medals Earned: 4/14 (30/425 points)