Total Medals Earned: 727 (From 194 different games.) Total Medal Score: 12,530 Points
Medals Earned: 1/11 (5/395 points)
What you should have done is really obvious.
Please tell me you were just trying to get this medal.
You monster.
Liar, liar...you get where this is going.
You found a stalker!
Good luck with your new career.
Sure, it's just a video game, but also, you killed someone.
You're going to be such a good zookeeper.
And you should be damn proud.
...
I hope you chose the money.
Medals Earned: 6/6 (85/85 points)
Create a right-click menu with a link.
Let's be quiet.
Create a right-click menu.
Completely fill up your menu.
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 3/24 (85/1,000 points)
Shoot an enemy off your hood with the pistol
Hit 25 civilians
Drive 0.5 KM at maximum speed
Do a 4 hits combo with zombies only
Knock an enemy off your hood by hitting the side walls
Hit 16 enemies, alternating between zombie and soldier or vice versa
Use a water jug to put off your burning engine
Kill 10 zombies at low speed
Drive 3 KM with all 4 tires blown
Shoot a soldier while he's pointing his gun at you and before he shoots
Hit 50 highway soldiers
Defeat a helicopter
Avoid 10 mutated zombies
Get all 5 enemy types off your hood
Exit the city with at least 15 seconds to spare
Do a 3 hits vehicle collision combo
Buy all the upgrades
Reach up to 45 seconds bonus time in Dead On Time
Dodge 10 carpet bombings
Do 30 zombie splatter hits
Drive 10 KM in Dead On Time
Beat Highway To Hell
Drive 10 KM in Police State
Beat The Great Escape
Medals Earned: 1/5 (25/125 points)
Get a score of at least 25 on the Square level.
Get a score of at least 25 on the Hexagon level
Get a score of at least 25 on the Pentagon level.
Get a score of at least 25 on the Triangle level.
Medals Earned: 2/5 (15/115 points)
Beaten the first level.
Saved Kate.
Killed by every type of hazard.
Found the first Rune of Shalak.
Found the 8-bit world.
Medals Earned: 2/11 (20/495 points)
Listen to all songs
Beat Level 1
Kill 10 of each elf type
Beat Level 2
Beat Level 3
Kill 100 enemies with punches to the nuts
Beat Level 4
Beat any of the first four levels without losing any energy
Beat the final level without losing any energy
Beat the game once with each of the 3 playable characters
Beat Level 5
Medals Earned: 4/14 (30/425 points)
Get a game over.
Pause the game.
Destroy an enemy by deflecting a projectile at it.
Squish a pedestrian by pushing tank over it.
Play a custom game with only jets.
Get a 20+ combo.
Regenerate a total of 10 health bars over the game.
Survive 10 minutes in Custom Mode with all units set at maximum intensity.
Kill 10 enemies with the zeppelin's laser.
Get a score of 10,000 in Grenade Juggler.
Beat story mode.
Survive 5 minutes on Missile Crisis.
Get a score of 100 in Pancake Factory.
Beat story mode on hard.
Medals Earned: 6/9 (85/285 points)
Spend less than 5 minutes on the instructions.
Press A to view your inventory
View Credits
Press the M Key to Mute the Game
Spend more than 5 minutes on the instructions
View all of the Bios
Find SevenSeize's Secret Movie
Find Magical-Zorse's Hidden Flash
Find John Van Deusen's lost pick.
Medals Earned: 4/7 (20/85 points)
Pick up some fuel
Be possessed by the warped little girl
Pick up your Keys
Be possessed by the warped little boy
Pick up a battery
Find a Map
Beat the game and unlock 'Slender Mode'
Medals Earned: 7/10 (135/170 points)
Watch the boss intro
Come back to life
Watch the ending
Watch the first part of the intro
Watch the second part of the intro
Eat a baby
Defeat Chuck Norris without taking damage
Press down or S when on the ground
Reach the end without enough cigarettes
Put out 150 flames